As Raquel, Del Boy’s “significant other” famously said. Is this what VenusRose meant when she kept saying that she HAD to go to Mars? She’s Got IT. Ooh, baby, She’s Got IT…I’m YOUR Venus. I’m Your Fire…..etc LMFAO :o) BOOM! Booyakasha

Vid about Vulgar Latin. I snuck into the Live Chat and commented VERNACULAR a couple of times. To disabuse the VULGAR V ibe. A vernacular, or vernacular language refers to the language or dialect that is spoken by people that are inhabiting a particular country or region. The vernacular is typically the native language, normally spoken informally rather than written, and […]

I grew up on all this stuff in books. Grimm. Hans Christian. J.M Barrie. A.A. Milne. Arthur Ransome. Enid Blyton etc Two swindlers arrive at the capital city of an emperor who spends lavishly on clothing at the expense of state matters. Posing as weavers, they offer to supply him with magnificent clothes that are […]

I had three of these. The smallest one I sold to someone for £100 about 3 years ago. I’d grown each one from tiny to mahoosive. Apparently…so THEY say…the mahoosive ones can sell for about £500 on Gumtree online. Well. The 2 remaining ones I put in the yard outside the back door last year […]

Malcolm Tierney plays a great baddie. He was Charlie Gimbert in Lovejoy and Murron’s executioner in Braveheart. Outlawed Tunes on Outlawed Pipes. Welcome to MY World. P.S. I have this soundtrack on CD. Charlie with Murron tied to a stake ! Then the OUTLAWS. My history. Wild Nobility.

Absolute Truth…Shop Visit…Shop Song…Tommy Singing Tommy (a kind of half nemesis of mine) was singing along to Stereophonics in Co-op today as he served the customers. Two plus points. He has a good voice. He LOVES this band too. I look around at a beautiful lifeI’ve been the upper side of downBeen the inside of […]

Jock was my Dad’s nickname in the Royal Marines. Until we went to 45 Commando in Arbroath. Which was full of Jocks :o) Tony Osoba played the half white/half black illegitimate Scottish man called MacLaren in the wonderful TV show Porridge. He was Sunny Jock. But he met his match in the Cockney Fletch. Tony […]

Watch the whole thing? Ian Fleming goes to a presentation by a man called Bond where Miss Marple is trying to solve a mystery. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!! Watch from about 38 minutes in.

My laptop was brutally murdered a couple of days back. So much of my work lost inside a cadaver. I have £2.50 to my name. D’ya’all wanna buy some stuff? But NOT ME. I AM NOT FOR SALE. FACT!

It’s A Bittersweet Symphony, This Life. Tryna make ends meet, you’re a slave to money then you dieI’ll take you down the only road I’ve ever been downYou know the one that takes you to the places where all the veins meet, yeah I thank y’all for giving ME your … ? And for taking […]

When my life descends into total chaos, I ALWAYS go to Fawlty Towers. Basil is even more demented than me. It could be worse :o)