My boys’ surviving Grandad was there. He has talked to me about it. His first 2 children were born within 6 years of this and both have certain health problems. He has had regular surgery to remove cancerous growths on his face. And open heart surgery. His third child was born 13 years later. She’s […]

I seem to be attracting a few young men right ! There is Aaron (a bit camp) in little Co-op and now there is another one in Big Co-op who always talks to me. Today he told me … I work here. But you come in almost as often as I do. Me: I live […]

I might’ve said once or many times that I’m a Gooner aka Gunner (?!) This is MY favourite Harry Enfield Sketch…ever :o)

One of my F1RST forays into a whytoob live chat was a true eye-opener. It was a www famed FE channel and I asked a SERIOUS question that I wanted a FE’r to answer. Because I’m no scientist. WHAT IS A RAINBOW? OMFG. The next several comments were so disgusting. Writing about drugs and strange […]

If you disrespect anybody that you run in toHow in the world do you think anybody’s s’posed to respect you. My parents had a saying. MANNERS COST NOTHING! I’ve said and done plenty of stupid things but I’ve always respected MYself, MY History, MY Life, My Story, MY fam, MY friends. Is this why I’ve […]

My letter this morning had a Farsi translation. It made me laugh. WHY? Because I KNOW that one of the most FAMOUS voices in the world came from Parsi parents. Parsi is either Indian or Persian. Look it up. Go AWAY. Freddie :o)

She lived for a while. She #banned me from everywhere. She was the Goddess of (fake) LOVE Silly hen.

When you find out why Marlene has gone missing….:o) Barman Sid to Marlene when she reappears : You are barred. And take your foster tits with you. Same episode as this. But Denzil has a problem :o(

You can take the girl out of the PUNK. But NEVER the PUNK out of the girl :o) Too Much Fun, Fun Fun ? Get some or GO!

Yesterday I had a right bitch about how his SirShip JD had poisoned our garden. Now Alex is bitching about Bojo and His Sirship. Where am I? Who am I? Why am I?

The HARDEST role a woman can ever play in life is that of MOTHER. I KNOW. I know. My own Mum (God Rest Her Soul x) never took responsibility for her own actions. She was more worried about THEM out there and what they might think of her. It’s OK. I’ve no anger left. My […]

We’ve all been there. Teenager Madness. Mine are in their 20’s now and still do the ape arms! Uh.Uh.Ugh. They started around age 10. Throwing their Christmas present socks & PJ’s over their shoulders. Little mnvjchvicbhbsvers! I was a very gobby and/or a self-isolated teenager. Depending on which way the wind was blowing. Sometimes I […]