Hi, Dave. I LOVE Earl Grey Tea. STRONGLY steeped with milk. But I’m a tasteless Brit :o)

U gotta live or die with IT. FACT. Warnings Given and Ignored. For 2 years. Names changed. Monkeewrenches not wrenching….MUCH ? ? ? Always Look on the Bright Side of Death – a classic AB quote. Recorded and filed for future use in court, hen :o) P.S. This line is DEAD, babe. Long, whining Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. […]

My husband washes my long hair in the kitchen sink. It’s a GREAT “take the mickey” time. OW. Hurt. Too Hot. And here is Princess Leia Too COLD. And here is the Eiffel Tower I’ve got shampoo in my eyes. And here is a PUNK You can go off certain people Very Quickly some days!

Larf my Fat ‘arris Orf. In a sneaky, unreliable, not-snotty CalTach accent :o)

What does that Cockney Rhyme wiv? Clueage : It starts with a W ‘n then has a A a N a K a E a R ‘n a S :o)

Yeah, man. Two old stories but just listen to this… We get a bunch of sexy youngsters and re-live the Dracula myth. All that sex and violence and blood and bare tits and horror but, wait…WAIT til y’all hear this bit. We reveal the TRUE DRACULA. No-one else knows this one. It’ll freak ’em all […]

Delusional parasitosis (DP) is a mental disorder in which individuals have a persistent belief that they are infested with living or non-living pathogens such as parasites, insects, or bugs, when no such infestation is present. They usually report tactile hallucinations known as formication, a sensation resembling insects crawling on or under the skin. Morgellons is considered to be a self-diagnosed subtype of this condition, […]

I was always the tall, gawky, quiet, awkward, Policeman’s daughter, dressed in ugly clothes with no make-up, who looked better in the dark…or “from a distance” as I was once told by a schoolboy. Absolute truth! I’d totally forgotten how much UB40 vibed with me in those days. Vibing still :o)

I can do both one and all three. Backwards. Alexander Pope. E. M. Forster was one of my EngLit exam books. UB40 : I worked in the Unemployment Office aged 18 and spent all day handwriting the “Dole” cheques for the unemployed who had the ….. UB40 – (formerly in the UK) a card issued […]

PUMICE? That’s a new on on me. Note Self : Write it down, GB :o)

What’s the DELETE button for anyway? Don’t have face them…just press a button vibe :o) The Red Shoes Kate Bush Oh, she move like the diva doI said, “I’d love to dance like you”She said, “Just take off my red shoesPut them on and your dream’ll come true “With no words, with no songYou can […]