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Read More“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.”
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Read MoreYesterday’s leftovers. The Mum and Dad here loved Who’s Line Is It Anyway? The others who share our home (I blame their parents) loved QI Are You Normal? If anyone asked me THAT – well. Y’all know my auto answer. P.S. Richard Osman is 6ft 7inches. Lee Mack is quite Predictably Unpredictable. Don’t know the […]
Read MoreI can’t say just how many times that these two – together or separate – have helped me get through the dark. I love both of their voices. Don’t give up‘Cause you have friendsDon’t give upYou’re not beaten yetDon’t give upI know you can make it good I’ve been (pennywise) poor, poor, rich, poor, poor, […]
Read MoreDone this before but… I have a different view of this particular song now. I was the last choice of the girl that I shared a room with in Berlin. She had tickets to watch Barry live in the American Sector of the city and no one else would go with her. I did. I’m […]
Read MoreI might have a bit of a rep in town )?( So I go into the smallest sooperdooper shop early doors this morning for potatoes and green beans and a few inconsequentials & I’m greeted by a member of staff shouting that (see title above) at me down the aisle! Oh. He’s lovely. Mid to […]
Read MoreI live in a farming county. Mainly arable. A few sheep and lots and lots of chickens. I’m surrounded by the sons and daughters of generations of farmers who work 25 hours a day and don’t have time for fancy pants language. When the accountant/incomer/special boy decided to BLOCK the lane to his new house, […]
Read MoreI was so bored with the TV that HE was watching…3 minutes of show, 15 minutes of adverts for some stupid body sculpting gym equipment…that I over-rode the vibe to this vi below. It had just started when a son walked in. Look, said I, Times Square. We’ve been there twice. Mother, about a hundred […]
Read MoreMy childrens’ one living grandad is Welsh. For about two years he was sent regularly invitations to appear on Come Dine With Me! His wife is in fits of laughter every time she talks about this. Starter : Heinz Mulligatawny Soup. Main : Heinz Beans on Toast. Pudding : A Scoop of Ice Cream from […]
Read MoreWhat do Rosemary’s baby, The Omen and Del Trotter’s son all have in common? Work it out yourselves? Oh. P.S. What’s the link between PAM in Only Fools and Sherlock? Clueage? Children
Read MoreI’ve been making myself crack up with laughter all day :o) We have a garden problem. MOLES! The big lawn is #wreaked. One outta four wants to kill every single mole in existence. He’s out voted by the other three. Every year since we moved here in 2008, we have hosted the Annual Village Fete […]
Read MoreTRUE FACT. A son was 19 and she was 17. They fell head over heels at a party chez my house. When he tried to sneak her out of our house one day & I said…Don’t be secretive and lie to me. Just be honest. She was a part of our family. Then she went […]
Read MoreThere was a choice today. Baked ham or Chicken Kiev. We had a draw so I said I’d do both with steamed new potatoes and sweetcorn and corn bread. PARP! I was all prepared to cheat on the Kiev but couldn’t find any…so I had to Improv. The house stinks of garlic but I got […]
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