TRUE Story. About 10 years old but…!

About 10 years ago when my Policeperson brother was at work in his local HQ, he rang his wife and asked….”What are you doing right now, love?” Sis-in-law answered, “I’ve brought our daughter to xyz. We’re just going to have a wander around the shops.” Brother said, “Yes. I know. You’ve just parked our car […]

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A Bunch of Weirdos in Glencoe

Two girls and a few more men. I was the one carrying the only heavy burgen across a ridge so narrow that it was onefootinfrontoftheotherwide. The lassie with me – on the descent – slipped on the scree. Took half the skin off her back. And spent weeks healing. Men? Soldiers? Warriors? Sunbathing? Laughing? Posing? […]

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CooperMan & BlunderWoman

I’d forgotten just how funny these two were. My BAD :o( British Sense of Humour. Soooooo many will never GET IT! Oscar Wilde GOT IT.  Sarcasm is …… Ooopsies. Done that!  

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Waking UP the MASSES (?)

Urm. Bon Chance with that one yt. I’m having a hard enough time Waking Up my soi-disant peers. AKA yt Truther Channels :o( What the Fluff? Dolores? Oh. TY, lassie. Wake me UP when THIS is OVER  :o)

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SUPER Full Moon in Libra – April 7/8 2020

Oh! Shoot. I’ve just been reminded of this.  As I was born with my Moon in Libra…Does this mean that (plus/minus 4 days) I’m gonna be super or pink or a Paschal Lamb? Shrug.

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AHEM! Excuse Me ?

I’m late for work and you’ve nicked my place. Pardon? Oh. OK. I’ll work from the kitchen table until you decide to wake up. Whaaaaaaaaat? No! I will NOT fluff the cushions for you. You messed them up. Bloody Tyrants everywhere :o(     Perspective : In the good old days (last month) before all […]

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Berserker

Look it up on Wikifluff. It’s Viking. Bear (?) And as I seem to be on a Mad Berserk Rampage today, I thought….Why not push this BS far, far away? Heyho. Here we go. Was guided to Flat Earth British and his latest vidja. Already knowing EXACTLY what I’d see. Commenters who repeat comment (a […]

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ForeShadowing

Weave a Garland of my Vows by Greta Brookes

This was inspired by Mr SitA. TY :o) I’m a WRITER. I write HISFIC novels. I’ve studied both the Art & the Craft of writing. Me, myself and I totally understand FORESHADOWING   Definition of Foreshadowing. Foreshadowing is a literary device in which a writer gives an advance hint of what is to come later in the story. Foreshadowing often appears […]

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Pre – Destined ?

I never really stood a chance :o( By DNA and nature, I’m a Highland Viking. By zodiac, I’m a Sagittarius (Western) A Water Tiger (Eastern.) Born in Singapore of a Scottish father and English mother. And from the very beginning – I’ve been EVERYONE’S Worst Nightmare. Mum always complained that, from the youngest age, I’d […]

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1 Легенды о происхождении славян

OK, y’all. If that – above – appeared in your inbox, how would you react? 1st reaction here – Freak out. 2nd reaction here – Aaaah. What is this? 3rd reaction here – Investigate. Guess what I found???   Greta Brookes : 28th August 2019   Stupid girl. SMH! Like I say in the post […]

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Holly vs UnHolyWood

I have too many holly bushes in my garden. Love ’em but they all bite back when I try to prune. Prickly bastards! But this is one Holly that I absolutely adore. Wot a VOICE!  

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