Get Up Before I Go to Bed

Fair weather gardener here. And the weather is cold, windy, sometimes wet! I’m going to have to “gerup before ah’ger t’bed” to get anything done. Bloody Yorkshire people have infected me. Eeeeeeek. Run Away P.S. Marty Feldman ?

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Too Crazy for Even ME to Make Up!!!

OK. So. This morning I decide that I’m going to keep chickens. Yay! Not 2 hours later, I’m asked – out of the blue – if I want three free peacocks! God’s Honest Truth. Totally crazy madness. But then – I’d be the ONLY person in the village to have peacocks :o) Let us see […]

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Blood Diamond

OK. Whatev’s. My stats tell me that I’m being mined for info from/in long ago posted posts. A bit like…. Which is soooooo similar to Agatha Christie’s book – Hercule Poirot’s Christmas. Which just happens to be on of MY fave AC books and one of MY fave DS Poirot’s episodes (which – no surprise […]

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Craptacular NewsFlash

If you live in my area – tonight is going to be minus 1 degrees. Dave, the postie just told me. He’s pissed off because he has just planted out all his bedding plants. After days and days and days of glorious weather…I’m wearing a fleece jacket & I’ve just now lit the wood burner […]

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ELDC Highways

I seem to’ve fallen down one of the many potholes around here! I’m surrounded by ELDC Highways workers. In the house. Across the road. EVERYWHERE I go. Today’s route from here to there was caused by… Get Ready : 33 miles of Diversions OK. So. Down the hill. Turn left to garden centre to FINALLY […]

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The REAL Max Igan Walk & Talk

FFS! Who are you pathetic people? Max is Max. UAP is NOT Max Igan. Get a fecking life and/or brain cell? I think you can buy both at either Louis Vuitton or Prada in Las Vegas, CONCRETE Jungle :o)

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Unexpected Dash to the Hospital and Road Blocks

I’ve just returned from the hospital. An unexpected but much needed drive to take a dear one in. It was a bit of a magical mystery tour because of several sets of road blocks along the 21 mile route. Good job that I know the back roads around here pretty well. Anyhoo – after all […]

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Klansmen

I’m a sad sack. Why? I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot for Bodie & Doyle. Secret….ssshhhhhh….M-I-L has publicly proclaimed many a time that SHE would’nt kick Martin Shaw out of HER bed. Shameless female :o) Anyways. There is a BANNED by TV Professionals Episode that I could watch IN FULL on yt […]

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GB English vs US English

HERE we call them LIFTS. THERE they call them ELEVATORS. OK. Whatev’s. I’m more than happy to meet up in the middle of the language pond. I can use either – ELELIFT Or – LIFTEVATOR No probs. Except for 2. When the elelift is crowded with whinging people or the liftevator has a see-through floor […]

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OFF GRID

Having, yet again, left the TV on whilst busy else where – I come back to see the above named person’s latest yt offering. OK. Either the-above-named is a follower of me here. Or – the-above-named is being fed MY work by HIS adored subs. Latest content…Railroads. Viaducts. People’s Palace. Slaves. Underground Railroad etc All […]

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Fur Coat, No Knickers

Is GB Code for people and things that I DON’T like or trust. Shudder! ‘Twould seem that others are catching on to just how wide and deep the yt F@kery has gone (?) Fave post of the day according to MY stats. GB 28th Aug 2019 : Peeps Who Have STOLEN From ME (!)

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Graylingwell, Chichester

I’ve talked about Scouse/JJ before. When we first met, in Chichester, he and his beautiful first wife, Angie, were our next door neighbours. Angie – a fellow Scouse – was also a nurse. But in Chichester, she left the NHS to go into private nursing and ended up nursing at Graylingwell Mental Asylum. Some of […]

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