Louis XIII Pizza

Oh. My Stoopid. I spent many years researching and writing about this guy. And all I could’ve/should’ve/would’ve done (if I didn’t have youtube) WAS MAKE A FKIN PIZZA? Stunned speechless.

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1314

Such an easy date to remember. Much like 1415 – The Battle of Agincourt (self ref: Henry V) See the pattern? Anyhoo. To me – The Bruce was a special boy who may have won Bannockburn against Eddie II (who History says was a sodomite. His wife, Isabella the She-Wolf, allegedly ordered his death via […]

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BLAND. BLAND. BLAND.

GR’s Fave Word : Bland. No Salt. No Pepper. No Spice. Frozen for months and then defrosted and microwaved. Tasteless. Boring. Uninteresting. Inedible…..Regurgitated yuk. WHERE IS YOUR PASSION? YOUR FIRE? YOUR STANDARD? The ICE AGE/Cryogenics is Here :o(

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UAH : Underrated Articulate Housewife

October 2019? Hiding behind lol@no.com? Thinking IT has the right to diss me as a mere HOUSEWIFE? I am MULTI-TALENTED and MULTI-TASKING, love!!! FACT. My reply was telling IT that I was there (in Hong Kong) on business. For the company that I co-owned with Himself. Hong Kong was a subsidiary office that we needed […]

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Breaking News From The Home Front

And that is literal! St Maggie’s is at the front of my home. We share a boundary. Open the front door and, behind the magnolia tree, you see the church. I’ve never been a church goer. Why? Because my relationship with MY creator is internal and #private. Don’t get me wrong. I love churches and […]

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Did Something Just Happen?

I’m confused. I know about the cargo blockage in some canal. I also know about the BBCRadio live-phone-in which allowed some female to spread the news that HUNDREDS of babies and children are now dying in NHS hospitals because some new variant has already hit us (?!) So WHY have the “totally selfish and frightened […]

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Walking In My Shoes

The earliest traces of the enlightening proverb date back to the Cherokee tribe of Native Americans, who warned: “Don’t judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes”. Y’all would crash and die before 11 steps without social media to prop y’all up. FACT! I’m loving Martin Gore more with each passing […]

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The Money Tree is DEAD!

Oh. It’s now the 8th of April 2021. Craptacular. Every day from here till then I’ll be getting emails demanding THE 300! Uuurm. The Money Tree died a long time ago, peeps. Already told you that. The bank balance is now minus £30and rising so…STOP the bs. Thank you :o)

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She Lives?

OMGiddyAunt. I was told a few days ago to kill myself. So I did. OK. I (thought I had) trashed the last three years of MY work. I ordered wp to delete this website. KILL IT. GET RID. Why am I still alive after being completely reviled/ignored/trashed/humiliated for so long? Why do I have one […]

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BBB aka The Pool Shark/Hustler

I have a true story in parts about BBB…Bobby Big Balls. But we are before the 9pm watershed and it’s not for family viewing. Geeeeez. I HATE Hustlers. a person who employs fraudulent or unscrupulous methods to obtain money; swindler. Informal. an expert gambler or game player who seeks out challengers, especially unsuspecting amateur ones, […]

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From Bad To Worse!

And this is God’s Honest/No Word of a Lie I left home at 3 minutes past 8 this morning to get petrol for the car. I KNEW, when I went to bed last night, that I had over £20 in my account. So – I buy £10 of petrol. Go and pay via chip and […]

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GET OVER IT!

Sheesh. Photos, photos, photos. When the above could be done in the 17th century to an engraving…what the fluff can the they do today to any single photo uploaded on the internet? Even in my limited way – I can manipulate a photo on my computer!!! If y’all will build your entire future/reputation on a […]

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