If U’ve Ever Lived in the Middle East…

…and been caught short. This is the kind of loo you’d use. Always a drain and a hose. I was so stooooopid the first time I went that I asked about the hose. Aha. Makes sense. Mmmmmn. I guess them Middle Eastern Arabs are having a grand laugh at us retard Westerners right now (?!)

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Beeswax

Crappy weather these past few weeks. Combined with the fact that I REFUSE to answer the house phone. These delayed the arrival of our expert pond expert. Who arrived this AM. Shoot and Shucks. Absolute confirmation that ALL parts of my garden that border the Beeswax (check below. JD and his zillions bought out ALL […]

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Programmed. Holly. Aids. Vampires. Tar. Feather. M’eh!

I’m NOT gonna play this. Goodbye. Obscene to Relax (?) How about MY Vibe via Holly Johnson and an Amazeballs toon ? ? ? And to the HATERS – Carry ON hating. AMEST I BOVVERED :o) Tar Tar Tweety Pie! P.S. A FAVE IRA punishment (or so they say) Wiki : Tar & Feather   […]

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Absolute. Concrete. PROOF M’Lud

My Dad was SB. I was RMP. Aced that shit and got the plum posting to Berlin….Check it out (?) My brother was/and went back to the Police Force. I GREW up surrounded by the LAW. The TRUTH. Justice. I gave and WILL prove all and every single piece of EVIDENCE collected to ANY court. […]

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Rude, Mr Fawlty. RUDE

Rude. Much the same as IGNORANT. Lack of manners. Et al. I was bringed up very well by me parentals n ‘ad a goodly ed u ma cation. I UNDERSTAND and KNOW what both rude and ignorant mean. Peeps with NO manners. No knowledge. No control. No courtesy. No common gratitude for what they have […]

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COVID 19

I’m not just a wiz at numerlogy…I also LOVE anagrams. 1 + 9 = 10 = 1 Covid = DICO – V Ooops. Made myself LOL again :o)  

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A GUIDE to Pevsner

Wiki : Sir Nikolaus Bernhard Leon Pevsner   Or as we amateur/alternative/conspiracy/architects/Grade 2* Listed home “owners” (?) know him – Nicholas Pevsner. He wrote 46 volumes of county by county GUIDES to houses in GB.   Wiki : Pevsner Architectural GUIDES   HE is oft quoted as THE “expert” on our houses by MS TV […]

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Witness for the Prosecution

I LOVE this filum. Marlene was amazeballs. WMD = GB btw chores and gangster fingers. Sorry not sorry. MY website and I’ll post as and when I want to :o)  

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X-periment Complete

Shudder! I have just FORCED myself – from 3amGMT until 3pmGMT (give or take a few chores) to watch and read comments on many yt channels. Double Shudder! 99% have been torturous, sickening, agony. 1% have been helpful. CAN’T y’all see the same names? The same patterns? Puhlease – when IT feels the need to […]

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Apologising for Telling Truth ?

But I will apologise to Mr SitA. Sorry. Truly! But – please (?) – take your own advice and disengage from the FAFery in comments? They will only bring you down.  And you are needed!    

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Godred Crovan (died 1095), known in Gaelic as Gofraid Crobán, Gofraid Meránach, and Gofraid Méránach

Wiki  : Godred Crovan   Oh my Giddy Aunt. MAJOR download just came in!!! I’ve spent ages researching Godred Crovan. Viking. Ireland. Isle of Man etc etc. He has Always attracted me. I was sooooo pissed off when I learned that he’d died before 1098 – when my novel (in progress?) Ravens of Dinefwr starts. […]

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