NAFF OFF

What does this mean to you? I heard many years ago that the term, an acronym of “Not Available For F***ing” originated in the UK gay community and gained by extension the sense of “no good” or “useless”.   It was a phrase used commonly in the British Comedy Porridge. Set in the fictional Slade […]

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Simpson V I R U S

My eldest son had a sneezing fit in the car this morning. I said the C word (NO. Not THAT one!!!!) And he said something about the Simpsons episode. Japan and flu. We both had a good laugh remembering :o)  

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The Welsh Law of Women

I’ve got this book and read it. Ooops. Re-wind. I’ve got this book and tried to read it. And also one about the Mid -evil Irish Laws that governed women. If you’ve ever come across either and tried to make sense of this BS – you’ll understand where I’m coming from. Short GB précis of […]

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A Question to Ponder On

Before I pass out from exhaustion. What is the meaning of the young girl in the RED COAT? You see it, when you see it. Schindler? Little Red Riding Hood? Don’t Look Now? And on and on and on! Why? What? Where? When? How? WHO? “I keep six honest serving men (they taught me all […]

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The Scoundrels Dictionary

The Scoundrel’s Dictionary, the anonymous 18th century pamphlet, has amused me for a few years now but it is quite hard to read in the original type-setting. Too many OLDE WORLDE confusions of S and F. Anyway, in this monograph I have modernised much of the original 18th century spelling and included several annotations to, […]

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SIB

When I was training as a police person, I used to play The Dead Body for the new SIB trainees.   Wiki : SIB   It was always in a horrible room full of glass jars with organs of fetuses and cut throats and brains. Yukky. Anyways – a year later when SIB asked me […]

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Boiarri/Boiiari

I’ve gurgled these namesies and come up with several things. One is  : Final Fantasy Nameday. 20th Sun of the 3rd Umbral Moon. Guardian. Rhalgr, the Destroyer. City-state. Ul’dah. Grand Company. Maelstrom / Second Storm Lieutenant …   One is something written in Greek so I can’t translate. And then a Twitter link to boiiari. Whatever. […]

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Weave a Garland of My Vows

The title of my novel is a deliberate mis-quote of a Richard Crashaw poem. I explained this in May 2009   Wishes to His (Supposed) Mistress    And I might’ve/could’ve said before that my fave poet is a homie. Alfred, Lord Tennyson. Born a handful of miles from here. And my fave Tennyson poem is […]

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Can’t Work. Won’t Work.

So there! Anyone else feeling exhausted/deflated/wrung out? I thought I was just being a drama queen but everyone around me is the same. Drained! Trouble is – when I get like this, the Virgo in me rises and I go into full OCD Mode. Stay away or else you’ll get cleaned. Tidied. Organised. I took […]

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New Moon in Pisces

If y’all know even the basics about astrology – you’d KNOW that the sign of Pisces is the OLDEST. I’m not an astrologer but even little old me knows that. The zodiac works BACKWARDS. Aries – Newest/Youngest SIGN ??? We go from—– Pisces. Aquarius. Capricorn. Sagittarius. We are moving outta the Age of Pisces into […]

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Amelia Fiona “Minnie” Driver

I used to live a hop and a skip away from Petersfield. And when I was there, I knew that Ms Driver was “connected” with the town. Wiki : Minnie  Aha! Being a peasant, I’d not heard of…   Wiki : Bedales   BTW – Petersfield had/has the BEST second hand bookshop EVERS. With the […]

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