The Skip Bin and the Busted Mattress

OK. I lied. My BAD ‘Snot Goodnight. Someone is being AN ESSENTIAL worker. Somewhere on the highways and byways of Lincolnshire. YET another meal fluffing ruined !!!!!!! P.S. Do NOT put a skip ANYWHERE that has public access. Been there. Done that. Watched the thieves ducking/diving & thieving. Better viewing than anything on the BBC […]

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4 E-Mails to…

…the ONLY 4 ytoobers that I have EVER e-mailed before were sent out early today. I’ve had ONE reply. From the 1 who has publicly labelled ME as EVIL on his yt chan. I replied. Asking about HIS sudden change of face. NO COMMENT forthcoming. I’m thinking that ALL he saw was (like alles) Fame […]

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The Real Deal vs CopyCat

And yes. God’s Honest. EVEN THAT low as low as low BS has been thrown in MY face via a yt “TRUTHERwtf” live chat too. Sidhe gives you a CHOICE. Make the fake bed, y’all. Y’all’ll lie in it for ALL eternity! Not MY roolz.

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The Demeter : Wrecked at Whitby

OMG – I HATE this film. OMG – Whitby is not soooo far away that I can’t visit. OMG – Something is being wrecked in a storm vibe. OMG – If y’all’ve read, ingested Bram Stoker’s Dracula and done the amount of Hidden History RESEARCH that I’ve done….y’all’ll understand EXACTLY what I’m saying. If not […]

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And Now For the Intermission

At the Kinema in the Woods, we used to get the organist rising from the stage in front of the screen playing toons. All I have are the Boyce on a laptop :o)

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Go AWAY & Leave ME Alone!

How many ‘uking times does ONE little person have to say the same thing. I’ve asked IT politely to stop sending nasty messages through my email. IT still doesn’t understand. So I’ll revert to ye olde fashionede Anglo-Saxon (FAF) language ‘cos that’s the only thing y’all speak (?) GO FUCK YOURSELF and self butt hurt […]

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My Neighbours are Brilliant!

And I’m not a nice person if I complain but…I’m trying to work and the young lad from across the road is doing the jobs in the garden – right outside this window – that I could not do! I love my Wisteria but it GROWS high and pulls off all the cables and guttering […]

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The TRUTH is Ugly

Once again, I’m forced outta the pit of despair into the light of comedy. Eric. Ernie. Des. A LONG running gag and mayhap a LESSON to all who take THEMSELVES a Wee Bitty Too Seriously :o)

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Flunitrazepam

Aka DATE RAPE DRUG aka Rohypnol. BFF lived in London for many years. We used to meet up there whenever we could. Earl Gray Tea aged 17 (?) She rescued me from a truly ABUSIVE sitch when we were 18. Yup….another Dick-led man. Rich. Married. ABUSER. Who’d imprisoned me in the family home and cut […]

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The Irish Cockney

I have a woman in my life who was adopted at birth. She grew up with her “parents” never knowing her real name or family history. At the age of 13/14 she gave birth to a daughter who was taken from her – immediately – and then she was sent back to her “parents.” There […]

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