Dick-Led Men

Seen too many. Met too many. Know too many. Zero Respect from little old ME, Myself, I – for a Flintlock Cocked Sad AF :o(

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Accents : Slavic/Scottish

If you’ve watched the video just posted about Baba Anujka (Grandmother Annie…I CANNOT make this up ! ) you might’ve noticed how easy it is for a Scot to pronounce Slavic names/words. Is there a link thereabouts? I’m very sad that my Scottish accent was ridiculed/mocked/bullied out of me by the time I was 8 […]

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Family Life vs Gardening

I get up…or rather, I’m woken up by the dog, around 4am. I sort him out and spend time in the wonderful peace and quiet of my dawn kitchen planning the day ahead. Today was gonna be easy. Plant the rosemary. Plant the sage. Plant 3 dianthus. It is now officially p.m in the UK […]

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Is There Another Story?

I knew she was amazing from the very first time I watched… …then she starts talking about Arthur Rackham art ? ? ? I all but swooned. Sigh. Yup. My figs and cherries have gone crazy. And if she wants sycamores…I’m pulling up at least 50 seedlings a day. Little barstewards are sprouting EVERYWHERE! P.S. […]

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One World ?

GB 8th April 2020 : Bill to Act to Law It matters not which country you live in. Which language you speak. Etc. The plan was planned long ago (!?)

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Ophelia’s Garden

I’m planting in memory of Ophelia. A part of my garden will be dominated by Rosemary. Pansies are so very gorgeous. Sigh. Fennel I can take or leave as food – but the foliage is amazing. Columbine is my favourite name but I grew up calling them Granny’s Bonnet. Now they are Aquilegia. Whatever. Gorgeous. […]

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Word Spreads FAST!

Oooooh. I’ve already been THREATENED twice about having peacocks in MY garden! WTF? How? Why? When? Where? WHO? Well. That’s MY MIND MADE UP : so go FYS! I’m getting PEACOCKS :o) August at the earliest

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Love/Hate Relationship

This is SO much like me and Tsar. My “groove” aka sofa gets regularly hijacked by a GSD. See above. The bed used to, too. But he’s too old now to take a running jump and spread-eagle, dead dog/can’t move me, over three quarters of MY sleeping place.

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Get Up Before I Go to Bed

Fair weather gardener here. And the weather is cold, windy, sometimes wet! I’m going to have to “gerup before ah’ger t’bed” to get anything done. Bloody Yorkshire people have infected me. Eeeeeeek. Run Away P.S. Marty Feldman ?

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