Death of A Bore

Not bored to death but murder most foul . . . Celebrated author John Heppel is known in Lochdubh as a self-important bore, prone to belittling the scribblings of the locals in his creative writing class. So when he’s found dead, his mouth oozing ink, it seems a fitting fate.But for PC Hamish Macbeth the […]

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Jolly Boys Outing

I can almost/not quite quote every line from this film. An Only Fools Classic. The boys go on a Jolly to Margit without their women but with Bananarama. “I lost my dolphin.”

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The Gunners

Oh. Nostalgia is me. Take me back to the days when Arsenal were the best English team ever put together by a Frenchman called Arsene Wenger. The days when footballers played football – with no fear. Blood. Guts. Flair. Heart. Soul.  

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Denis

I named my tiny cat that got run over, Denis. After the GREAT Denis Bergkamp. Holland/Arsenal player supremo! Anyhoo – Another weekend. Another storm. And Welshies may/may not be driving from Taffland to here tomorrow with our new car. Poor South Wales. They’re gonna get a hammering this weekend. Gales. Rain by the bucket load. […]

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Flatter – Day

Flatter : to praise someone in order to make them feel attractive or important, sometimes in a way that is not sincere   Now that my boys no longer “go to school” and I don’t wear a watch or watch TV – I often struggle with time and days of the week. But I have just been reminded that it is Flatter – Day […]

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National Treasure

Lady Macbeth is heeeeeerrrrrre. Stealing AGAIN!!!!!!!! Look up Boundaries, Lady M And Beyond The Pale Aye???

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Urbex – Shameful Parody of “Truth”

These have NEVER been a fave team of mine but I watch because, in their crude and ignorant shilliness, they sometimes reveal a few truths. Nuff said.  

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How to BE a Writer : Lesson 1

Every REAL writer knows the first 2 MAJOR rules of writing. Show, Don’t Tell. Less is More. And – taking these to heart – I’ll do my REAL job and Endeth the Lesson here!  

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My Thoughts EXACTLY

Thank you, Mr Static, fellow human BEING :o)  

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Wolves Return to Scotland

You can’t keep a Siberian Husky/Alaskan Malamute away from the snow :o)  

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