Hello? Anyone listening? I repeat – I did Not agree to the Paris Climate thing. Got it!

I know all about overnight slow roasts in the Aga. I don’t need to be an ingredient.

As for the Sahara! I may not’ve been the best geography student but I remember it’s a big sandy thing somewhere waaaaaaay over yonder. I’ve done Desert. Yes, Awesome. But…

,,,please keep your sand off this green and pleasant land.

So there.

I love talking to myself :o)