Intolerable Stupidity

I can forgive many things but not THAT! Greta Brookes 8 hours agoYaroslavl was the capital of Tartary. It was the home of the Khan and commanded the Northern and Western territories of the world. Constantinople and the Ottomans commanded the Southern and Eastern territories. This is the fake split between Christianity and Islam. Please […]

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Edward Woodward

Mr Woodward said in a live TV interview decades ago that he wanted his gravestone to bear the name – Fart in a Bath. EDWARDWOODWARD. The Wicker Man policeman in the previous video was played by Mr BubbleBath. Ditto the video below. P.S. GB May 2020 : Things You Should NEVER Do in a Bath […]

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Big Fish/Little Fish

I am the quintessential little fish in a HUGE ocean. Never pretended otherwise. I also HATE fishing/fish/seafood/sailing but have been blessed/cursed with generations of sailors and fishermen. And I’ve been subjected aka tortured with many years of fishing programmes. Robson Green has always been my own personal fave – but Himself calls RG a girly. […]

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The Buzzard & Curry

I had some time this morning, while the curry was cooking, to watch A Massive Hunt. La Buse. Pirate. 17th century. Treasure. Stupidity. Cars. Mud. C’mon. Everyone loves a goode olde Pirate-e Treasure Hunt, surely ?

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Me Find Me Pregnant !

Until I see Sacha NOT pushing every single button ever invented – I will still love his Gangster Style. BTW : He is from Ashkenazi stock, JEWISH and fluent in Hebrew. And has ZERO any ANY keys. God is Jesus shaped? Shame on you, Bishop.

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Guess Who Got THROWN OFF the Local PUB QUIZ Team….?

My bad :o( Got thrown off the Gibraltar Woman’s Bowling Team/Football Team/Squash Team for being silly. But not the Gibraltar Woman’s Darts Team. We were all equally rubbish and stupid. I’m NOW a GROWN UP. Or am I? LOL :o) I can do this. I’ve abseiled down the Rock of Gibraltar twice. Shit. Well done, […]

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The People Who Shaped ME

His name is Jim. He was a school mate and a good friend. He is very like everyone else in my school. Well – the 50% of us that said TFAYCD. TFAYCD – A Boothby Graffoe song. Of course we had the usual goodygoody kids in the class. Then there was me and K and […]

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Between a Rock & A Shark

HAEY HEY! I’ve just done something Very stupid. I’ve just set myself up for yet another lifetime ban. Woohoooooo! My father would be proud of me :o)

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Psychic Vampires : Bloofer Lady

Sad to say – I know too much about this Lucy! FACT. 1897. Bram Stoker. GB’s Hidden History Analyses of Vlad, Voivode Drăculești from the House of Basarab. See many previous posts. Lucy the Bloofer Lady who likes sucking on children is my focus today. I’ll start with Sheffield Gothic…as I am NOT a Psychic […]

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Another Road Trip in the Diary aka My Head.

Himself has been working by here today. Apparently, he’s taken tons of photos for me to look at. His best line was one stolen from Eddie and Ritchie in Bottom : There’s loads of pencil-tangles in here. Translated as PEN-tacles. Well, love. That’ll be why it’s called THE DEMON CHURCH. Yes? He called them PAGANS. […]

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