I am so Lucky.

I pay an arm and a leg and pints of blood every month for the privilege of ELECTRICITY.

And then…

,,,whenever the wind blows n/s/e/w the power goes off.

Might be a couple of seconds. Might be all day.

RESET.

What time is it? Grandfather clock needs a service.

Where is the connection? Router will reboot as and when it can be arsed.

Why is the meal taking so long to cook? The price of oil went UP again and th’Aga needs fuel.

Where did Father Ted go? Craggy Island has floated away.

Welcome to 2019.

M’eh.