It is a mile from here to there.

And a mile from there to here. Let me check……………………………………………………….Yup.

That’ll be a 2 mile journey in the car.

I’m thinking that someone, somewhere has taken a contract out on me.

Within 2 miles, I was almost driven off the road 5 times!!!

But it gets worse.

Sunny day, windows wide open.

I broke my vow not to cuss. Billy would’ve been proud of me.

An older man, in his garden, trimming his hedge, spun round and burst out laughing.

I think he might’ve heard (?)

Ooops.