I got into a fight with a female French gendarme (ess?) over the desk….via a translator…about the spelling of that name.

After being mugged outside the Louvre.

I was told, in no uncertain terms, that’s how the French spell it. And who can argue with Jackie O?

Then, the shift change happened as I inhaled to argue more….

Girlie gendarme got a kiss on both cheeks by the evening shift.

I got an eyeful.

End of argument.

Excusey moi. Victim ici. Bon soir. Au revoir.

Pout.