Oh. Yes. Pleeeeeeaaaaasssssseeeeee!

Can I buy it in Tesco? Do they do home delivery?

By the TANKER full?

The births of both of my boys were….Traumatic. For different reasons.

But #1 birth was like a scene from a horror movie.

Ladies, you’ll know what I mean when I talk about the time the fluffy midwife gets out the Big Scissors to do a cut, yes?

‘Specially when they’re in a huge panic about th’umbilical cord wrapped round said baby’s neck.

Anyhoo. I was given a mask to breath into.

Gas and Air, they said.

Yummy, said I. Gimme more.

Time passed. Child born. Blood wiped away. Good looking young man comes in to repair the damage done.

Deeeep breath of gas and air. 

I’ve never had such a weirdo conversation in my whole life. We parted the best of friends :o)

Carry On Laughing