…A Scot is FORCED to self-isolate wi’the wifie!

I wasn’t that thick. My accent I mean.

Although Nan, Lily was a Glaswegian. Born and bred in the Gorbals. Scary lady – but she and I vibed. Sigh.

Mum admitted that Lily, her m-i-law was the ONLY person IRL that have ever scared her into complete silence. Go figure.

But when I left hame  – aged 8 – and was Forced into the local village school that had about 12 and a half pupils max, not one of them could understand a single word I said :o(

Rab C and his wifie self -isolated by a FAF fake thing – this is what might/could happen up north ? !

Beware ALL Scottish A&E.

Blood WILL be shed now :o(