“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.”
Yeah. Yeah. Every last one of ’em a comedian. Yet AGAIN, the kidnapping of ME, Myself and i has come up as a way to make money for us all. It’s the same old. Same old. Except now…it’ll cost money up front for the face lift, personal trainer, make-up artist and dresser BEFORE they can […]
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I grew up with this total nonsense :o)
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With Clarkson, Hamster & Captain Slow. Guess wuheres they are?
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I went to Debs’ shop today to buy material. I studied and calculated – if the material is 60 wide I’ll need blah blah. If 45 wide then blahdeblah. As I’m in my own little world trying to do mental maths (LOL) another much older woman comes in. She was a talker not a buyer. […]
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I am always the first person to get up in the house. If I don’t get up early enough I get taunted by name-calling. This morning – I just had a whaaaaah shouted at me. Laughing out loud wakes one up faster than coffee!
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Been there. Done this. Walked from the Louvre to Arc de Triomphe/Champs-Élysées. And because we had such a hard time driving into Paris (because all flights had been cancelled. Something to do with an Icelandic Volcano) we were smart enough to ask for the quickest route out. Via l’Étoile aka STAR. Yay. Not yay. I […]
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My wonderful Welsh relatives say strange things. My traveller-in-crime, who has an accent as English as mine, sometimes does the mad Welsh thing. She said (and I quote verbatim) I have my appointment now. In 6 weeks. Her favourite Welsh saying is : We have no bread. You’ll have to have toast. Bless her. Welsh […]
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Not a natural thing within a mile of this. NOT MY WORDS. I have a few men in my life over 50. Their stories of this alien invasion are funny. But Billy does it best…In My Opinion :o) What makes me laugh most about men who talk about this the FACT that they have never […]
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Just to diss Hamlet. Britain is officially Beerless. NO Guinness Draught anywhere. In my town. OK. Tonight. We have a FINAL. Shame neither Harry nor Gareth could do the Cristiano Ronaldo thing and tell kids to drink AGUA and not coke. Product Placement, much? Coke. Heineken. Fedex. GAZPROM is a Russian Gas Company. TikTok is….! […]
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Percy Bysshe Shelley wrote the latter. His wife, Mary Shelley, wrote the former. Better known as Frankenstein. A bit of poetry then a bit of a GB goggle. Go away :o) BTW : Ken Bran is a Belfast Boy…FECK ME !
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In my house we speak in code. If not Only Fools & Horses – which I did today…It’s not my fault you married a wrong ‘un. Or Victor Meldrew…I’m sorry. What language are you speaking now? It appears to be Bollocks. It will be Father Ted and Co. Something about Pat Mustard wanting to put […]
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I’m going loopy, methinks. OK. Meknows. Titus Andronicus Act 1 Scene 1 line 136 : The self-same gods that arm’d the Queen of Troy. What the…? What Queen of Troy. The clue is revealed 2 lines later with “Thracian tyrant.” Aha. That’d be Hecuba then. Then I read the annotation at the end of the […]
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