In my house we speak in code.
If not Only Fools & Horses – which I did today…It’s not my fault you married a wrong ‘un.
Or Victor Meldrew…I’m sorry. What language are you speaking now? It appears to be Bollocks.
It will be Father Ted and Co.
Something about Pat Mustard wanting to put a massive tool into her box.
Towering Inferno. Brick. Teresa, I forgot my trousers. Time to say another mass. I want to be a priest again . Shit Happens etc.