Pshaw!

I’m standing OFF the line, much too close to the person in front, in the pouring rain to get into Tesco’s to buy something that I’d promised one son to buy him. Tesco was the only place to get this.

Other son walks into the car park and spots me doing “stupid” in the line and starts signalling (too far away to talk.)

I signal back (?)

We both meet at the car, laugh and end up in a SOOPERmarket shop with all of three customers and two staff.

Job Done :o)