…F1RST

An American Man doing a Proper Geordie Accent.

We’ve been tortured with USA/Cockney. USA/Scouse. USA/Irish. USA/Scottish. USA/Yorkshire. USA/Welsh. USA/Lancashire. USA/BBC English…Received Pronunciation etc et al and on and on.

To this DAY, my boys hate it when they say something and, quick as a flash, I shout back –

MATTER HAS 2 T’s IN IT.

PLEASE USE AT LEAST ONE OF THEM!

Oh. I’m my Mother now. Her favourite put-down was –

IT IS GR-AH-SS. NOT GR-ASS. BAH-TH. NOT B-ATH.

Mmmn. I might’ve shot myself in the foot there :o(

Signs of Love via Sarah Millican.

P.S. I agree totally about the toilet door. I lock it every time. I am actually potty trained. NO PUBLIC Audience required. Thank you.