Throughout my teenage years – well from 10 to 17 – I lived with a poster on the back of the bathroom door.

It was similar to the image above but had only two words on it…

…OH, SHIT

My father had a strange sense of humour :o)

Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember’d for a very long time.