ALL the women in my extended family live with male “comedians”!

Hey. It’s a fact of life that the older a woman gets, the more she appreciates comfort over sexy show-it-all-and-hope-for-a-hit/bit.

In the UK we call female underwear PANTS. Or knickers.

I call them UnderFrillies (!) And s-i-l and I have past crimes of wearing them on our heads!!!

The MEN now call them ……..

Apple Gatherers: Noun. (plural only) (slang) large, spacious underwear.

Barrage Balloons.

Bloomers.

So – you found an abandoned parachute.

Ah. I see. You tie them tightly just below the boobs and under the knee-caps.

WTFluff happened to the young, sexy girl I married?

Heyho.

P.S. I don’t do my Public Image any favours do I ?