The ONLY way a Psychic VAMPIRE can access your carotid is if you INVITE them across the threshold.

Ahem! Don’t remember inviting Y’ALL into MY home to suck MY blood and life and work and soul.

Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me…..(And MY home recipes)
Like any hot blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave

But you, you’re not allowed
You’re uninvited
An unfortunate slight (#NOT!)

Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm (Marcus Aurelius?)
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch Shepard meet Shepard (German Shepherd Doggie called Tsar!)

But you, you’re not allowed
You’re uninvited (GO AWAY!)
An unfortunate slight

Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before (M’eh!)

But this is not allowed (VER-Bloody- BOTEN)
You’re uninvited
An unfortunate slight

I don’t think you unworthy (? ? ? )
I need a moment to deliberate (#NOT)

Songwriters: Alanis Morissette

In the Vernacular Alanis is saying………Fluff Off!