Sun Stroke : I’m Such a SnowFlake

Honestly. After half an hour under the GLORIOUS midday sun, mending a fence and planting stuff…I had to beat the retreat inside our cool house. Scorchio in Lincolnshire? Blue sky? Hot Yellow Shiny thing up there? I melted. But it didn’t make me unresponsive. OMG – Look at the state of you. All red in […]

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Carnavale di Venezia

I went to see my lovely man in the local newsagents at early doors this morning to buy a gardening magazine. I always buy the cheapest one…with the free seeds giveaway. Oops. I did the L.O.L. in public AGAIN :o( Carnavale di Venezia aka Convolvulus aka Morning Glory. It grows to between 6 and 7 […]

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The Spy Who Loved ME ;o)

Did this in 2019. GB: 26th of December 2019 Carly Simon I even used a Romeo and Juliet quote for the image on this post. Check it out and call me a liar…AGAIN! So many many months and years later. Carly Simon. The Spy Who Loved Me. Written by Ian Fleming who was a really […]

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Shakespeare King Lear

Warned You :o) King Lear is such a FUNDAMENTAL Truth Drop. I ADORE this play. Goneril, Regan & Cordelia. Cordelia was the ONLY one who spoke True Truth. Her reward? Exile. Marriage to a Foreigner and DEATH.

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Stupid Cupid

Agnetha Fältskog’s idol was Connie Francis. Look it up. Another twofer. The blonde with the big tits on perma view ALWAYS wins ? ? ? THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL! I blame my mother for Connie. Mum loved her music and had a great singing voice. I blame her for not passing that voice on […]

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CHAIN(S)

A Twofer One :o)

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The Language of Flowers

I’m slightly bamboozled. Himself walked into the kitchen, where I was cooking the lasagne, and announced (proudly) that he was watching one of my FAVE TV shows in the front room. Three guesses. Lovejoy? Nope. Sherlock? Nope. Poirot? Nope. He was watching a Rosemary and Thyme episode. BTW – He #hates all the above. And […]

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Obvious or What?

Melissa West is Everywhere. She has a shop on ETSY. So do I but I don’t promote it free of charge via her fave ytuber…that one on ALERT. She has a husband (?) in the Marines – like my Dad and my brother. She has a Policeperson brother – like my Dad and my brother […]

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Dark vs Light

I called this years ago. But IT gave me NO quarter and, to this very day, gives me NO pleasure. When people fall in love with the Dark Side. They tend to stay there for the free treats and the ego boosts. Y’all can’t check this because IT no longer exists under that name. IT […]

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Red Cardinal : Cardinal Rouge

Oops. Even the Saturday Market plant man thinks I’m totally crazy now. Why? I’ve been cutting hazel whips to weave arches for the garden and they need climbing plants to grow all over them. So… Saturday Man had loads of Clematis plants and I spotted one, laughed out loud and bought it (!) Pointless to […]

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Queen Bee

Every single room in our house has a fireplace therefore a chimney…apart from the bathrooms which are partitions of bigger rooms. Even the attic has the most beautiful original Victorian fire grate in situ. I actually won a knowledge contest today! All but one of the chimneys are now blocked but we seem to have […]

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Hadrian : A Person from Adria/Atria.

Adria? Adria is a town and commune in the province of Rovigo in the Veneto region of northern Italy, situated between the mouths of the rivers Adige and Po. The remains of the Etruscan city of Atria or Hatria are to be found below the modern city, three to four metres below the current level. From the Roman cognomen […]

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