Curse of the Mummy

The HARDEST role a woman can ever play in life is that of MOTHER. I KNOW. I know. My own Mum (God Rest Her Soul x) never took responsibility for her own actions. She was more worried about THEM out there and what they might think of her. It’s OK. I’ve no anger left. My […]

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The Best Is Yet To Come?

We’ve all been there. Teenager Madness. Mine are in their 20’s now and still do the ape arms! Uh.Uh.Ugh. They started around age 10. Throwing their Christmas present socks & PJ’s over their shoulders. Little mnvjchvicbhbsvers! I was a very gobby and/or a self-isolated teenager. Depending on which way the wind was blowing. Sometimes I […]

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“The Game is Afoot. Not a Word!”

FFS : I have already told the nice girl on the phone the bad word : NO. I’ve complained to my personal G.P. (doc) about being #banned from the local medical centre and now…. I’m bombarded with letters to remind me (in several languages) that I am EVIL and VILE for not doing the “right” […]

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The UnTouchables

Some of us were born UnTouchable. No matter what BS is thrown, it slides off to be re-used for something bigger than the BS Flinger could ever imagine. There are some very disturbing and ugly rumours about Marc Almond. M’eh. There are some very disturbing and ugly rumours about me. M’eh. Love is Never TAINTED. […]

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Harry the Barsteward

It still freaks me out now when Himself and I meet old comrades and they call him Harry. He was the PTI in Depot. Making the little ones run at least 10 miles before breakfast. And then he spent the next many years as a CPU “Instructor” So …. He earned the name HARRY the […]

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We LIVED There for 4 Years

But left in 1998 – 2 years before this was filmed. My boys still remember the total beauty that they had. Roaming far and wide. Getting filthy dirty, scratched and grazed and feeling true FREEDOM. I even worked there too. As a cleaner/barmaid in the NAAFI and then for the Ministry of Defence. I was […]

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Cats : Self -Relocation

This happened to my youngest brother. His wife is on a par with mine and his (bruv’s) Mother for OCD cleanliness. They bought a newly built, pristine house and have a – Japanese, straight lines and everything in its place – garden. They have no kids and pets were off the agenda. Until the neighbour’s […]

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24th July 2019 : GB being GB ?

The post of that date was How To Heal The World in One Easy Lesson. I’ll cut and paste mine own words. It starts with YOU. Yes. You and me and the bloke down the road can all heal the world, right here, right now. How? Well. The cheapest, easiest and quickest way is to […]

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The History Guy vs ME

I’ve been thinking about this Brit Legend all day : Boudicca/Boudica/Boadicea. That woman that has left virtually NO RECORDS of her existence. Let me take you back to July 2019 : Amazon Cossacks/Amazon Warrior Women Were Tartarian Wives. It’s such a sweet MSM History vision of the wives of Warriors all holed up in the […]

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The Patron Saints of Imperfection

And Eddi. You must know someone like himWho was tall and strong and leanWith a body like a greyhoundAnd a mind so sharp and keenBut his heart, just like a laurelGrew twisted round itselfTill almost everything he didBrought pain to someone else It’s not just what you’re born withIt’s what you choose to bearIt’s not […]

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Immature Players Vibe?

OMG. I’ve met a few these past two years. They play and play and play like beardless boys in men’s bodies. Waiting for the next female to blow…In. But. BUTT. They ALWAYS have something HIDDEN up their sleeves. Like LIES. FLIES. ALIBIS. It wasn’t me, guv. THEY did IT. What a crock of broken and […]

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Hyacinth Boo – Kay

Whenever I watch this programme. I think of MY mother. Bless her. But she was a social snob and an OCD clean freak. Ask BFF. I’d often miss the school lunch hour to go home and do the daily washing and hang it on the line to dry when she was at work. Just so […]

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