Apple Fast via Leslie Kenton

My much loved mentor taught me well! If you are going to fast. Do It RIGHT! A FAST is not, Not, NOT eliminate ALL food. FFS! Leslie’s apple fast/detox lasts 2 two TWO days. And you can eat ALL you want – just apples. Whole. Grated. Sliced. Peeled. Unpeeled. Halved. Quartered. Juiced ? But, as […]

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JFULAEBP

Oh. Crap – fucking – tacular, mes braves. In the past 3/4 days y’all have given us almost 5 hours of……..what? What? Why?    

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Talking Heads. Be GONE!

I am so very past & done with ALL the Talking Heads out there ! And your point is…..? Psycho Killer Qu’est-ce que c’est Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better Run run run run run run run away oh oh Psycho Killer Qu’est-ce que c’est Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, away oh oh oh Yeah […]

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Prats & Pillocks| Perfect GB Saying :o)

TY, Mr I for reminding me – yet again – why I have NEVER gone down the EGO route of yt and Vimeo and blahdeblahdewhatev’s. With love from one peasant to another :o) UP YOURS! P.S. 0.00001% of video makers are REAL!

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How to Create a Jardin Paysan

This unique book explains the tradition of French rural gardens and takes you through the process of creating and maintaining a wonderfully natural garden using traditional methods. It is both beautiful and useful with hundreds of colour photographs and practical illustrations as well as details of growers providing old-fashioned plant varieties.   Also known (in […]

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Oh! I’ve Just Had a Sudden Impulse To Be Generous

Sooooo…I’m leaving a gift here for a “famous” internet tool who works in a Health Food store and keeps telling people to take supplements of Colloidal Silver. Here you go, MW, wife of a MARINE. Sister of a POLICE PERSON. Homesteader and all round good egg who LOVES killing her chickens so much that she […]

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I Am Bored Enough Now To Visit Beachy Head !

And JUMP sans parachute! So. I’m going to leave this crazy subject to those who have more Patience than me. P.S. Love the Chess Analogy, Mr Igan :o)  

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Lying By Omission

Lying by omission is when a person leaves out important information or fails to correct a pre-existing misconception in order to hide the truth from others.   To me, this is the most EVIL of ALL LIES. When challenged, this type of liar will SO EASILY throw their hands in the air, paste on an innocent […]

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Stupidity Piled on Stupidity

I used to love going into town. I’d often meet old friends that I’d been to school with or their parents/children. Or people who remembered my brothers and I and our parents. We’d have a nice little catch up on each others’ news. Now – town has become a place of absolute public humiliation. My […]

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I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE

I chose my nom de plume for a very specific reason. GG never actually said irl “I want to be alone.” Only in films. IRL she said….see title above? I’ve done some Grand Hotel vibes. The Savoy, London. The Ritz, Paris times 4 The Sheraton, Dubai, AbuDhabi. Burg Khalifa, Dubai. Ambassadors Hotel, Rome. Some hotel […]

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