SPIT & POLISH

I (and my brothers) spent many a sunny, rainy, deep mid-winter morning on the back door step cleaning our school shoes. Father was a REAL Tartar. Shoe Cleaning Kit at the ready! One. Two. Any dried mud on top or bottom – get the STIFF shoe brush and brush it off. Wipe shoes all over […]

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PICNIC : Remember Them?

Note To Self : STOP WATCHING THESE TWO. I’ve suddenly gone AWL PORSH, wot, wot, wot. The last time my fam and I went on a picnic was several years ago. We were visiting family in Porthcawl, Wales and decided to eat on the beach. Lovely picnic but… …When the tide is HIGH Porthcawl beach […]

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IT Just Keeps Getting Worse

GB 15th of December 2020 : Angels in Care Homes GB 18th of April 2020 : DNR My GIRL worked in Private Care Homes in South Wales for almost 30 years before that Court Case. The two “women?” who worked for her were only after about £1k each. £93k now? My Nan’s house, land, furniture […]

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Kim Woodburn : Feisty AS …!

I have ALWAYS felt a warm feeling about Kim. Never understood why then – but do now! In her heels she is 6 feet 2 inches tall. She beats me by an inch or so! Her DAD was a Royal Marine. Say no more!!!!! I can’t/ don’t/won’t MAKE THIS SHIT UP. Multiple Expletives Deleted. I […]

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OohAar : A Pirate Treasure Hunt is Here

Everyone LOVES a Treasure Hunt. And Pirates. Squillions of £ of Gold to be Found(ed) ? I’m NOT a fan of 5*Hotel Bear Grylls or a Banana Daiquiri! Or a banana anything, to be honest. FACT. TRUTH. SO SUE ME for having TASTE & an opinion, wot, wot, wot! P.S. Thank goodness for James May […]

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200 Years vs 2 Years : GB 24th Jan 2019

GB 24th Jan 2019 : Tartary Empire – A Modern Hijack. F1RST time around it took about 200 years to COMPLETELY destroy The Tartarian Empire. This time – it has taken less than 2 years. I’d LOVE to congratulate y’all. NOT!

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YOU Raise Me Up

An hour on the phone talking to BFF and I’m sooo LIFTED! We covered every subject (almost) The current sitch we are ALL in. Our brothers (she had two of ’em too) Our kids. Our life together and how – when we were 17 years old – the circs of both our lives caused us […]

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What is FREE SPEECH?

For me, Free Speech is ALL ABOUT TRUTH TELLING. For others, Free Speech is ALL ABOUT PATHOLOGICAL LYING. As of this moment in time the liars still have CONTROL of the “game.” Whilst people like me are routinely MUTED, SILENCED, IGNORED, BANNED and INSULTED. Even when we speak FACTS. Guess what? I live in the […]

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Not Too Bad for a DISABLED Me!

It’s a good job that I have a small understanding of such things (?) I’ve been all but immovable today due to excruciating lower back pain. I’ve had lower back pain before. Centuries ago (because I’m a dinosaur. TY, VR) when I fell down a huge cavern on a night exercise and all but killed […]

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A Short, Sharp Lesson in Feng Shui

Negative energy collects around walls and objects. IT loves corners. I was taught how to feel this energy via my hands. It feels like moving your hands through layers of cobwebs. The worse the build up – the further away from the wall/object you have to move to connect with Clear and Positive Energy. Tools […]

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It ALL Began About 10 Years Ago

When we converted the old pigsty into a BAR/ManCave/Party Room. About once a month, the kids (in their late teens, early 20’s) would be invited for PARTY Sesh. I love and adore my boys’ friends and their girlfriends. On a Sunday morning I’d get up after hearing the stereo system being cranked up to MAXVOL […]

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IRISH SODA BREAD : Simples

I’ve done this before but it’s worth repeating. Along with chapati, Soda Bread is one of the quickest, simplest food staples EVER. I made some today and had the usual snooze you lose moment. Bloody Gannets. Sigh. One loves it with honey. One with baked beans and fried eggs. Two of us LOVE it with […]

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