Locked Room Mystery : I Have NOWHERE To Turn. NOWHERE To Go. Fact

The “locked-room” or “impossible crime” mystery is a subgenre of detective fiction in which a crime (almost always murder) is committed in circumstances under which it was seemingly impossible for the perpetrator to commit the crime or evade detection in the course of getting in and out of the crime scene. The crime in question typically involves a crime scene with no indication as to […]

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FGM : Do NOT Gurgle IT

Gurgle will tell you this kind of BS. Some scholars haveproposed Ancient Egypt (present-day Sudan andEgypt) as its site of origin, noting the discovery ofcircumcised mummies from fifth century BC. Otherscholars theorize that the practice spread across theroutes of the slave trade, extending from thewestern shore of the Red Sea to the southern,western African regions, […]

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Beautiful SoulMate

My beautiful soulmate. My gorgeous pal and companion died in my arms this morning. It was not a “natural” death but the kindest of all cruelties. Even the very young Eastern European Vet, who came to help us, shed a tear or two. He kept calling Tsar “my wonderful munchkin.” Les than an hour later […]

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Uphellia vs Up Helly Aa

My DNA is Scottish, Scandi…Oops. Done that! I’m a Fire Sign…Done that! I love my wood burner…Um. Done that! I want to live alone on an island…See above. I want to be cremated and thrown to the winds…Ditto. Viking Funeral : GB 3rd of August 2018 OK. Like. Eerm. Y’know. Lost for words :o( A […]

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Eulogy for a Dead Parrot

I have been badgered for days to watch this. OK. Watched. I know a little about the history of John and Graham’s lives together. It was a rollercoaster. But only someone who Truly Loved his friend would have the Balls to do THIS. Better by far that you should forget and smile…?

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Ref : Previous Post

“THEY/THEM” have – over the past nearly two years – www PUBLICLY called ME Dinosaur/Stalker/Evil/A Need To Study More/Dolphin Sex-Fetishist?/So Hidden that I can’t be found/NO CONTENT/Hopefully the 101th Death in the UK/Don’t like MY ways/Useless/Worthless/Hopeless/Crazy/Mad/et al Mmmmmmmn. Let ME SHOW Y’all the cards that I HOLD? #JupiterDirect? Suck IT up, Phoneys :o)

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In Sad Cypress

Sad Cypress is a wonderful Poirot book by Agatha Christie. It begins with the quote :  “Come away, come away, death, And in sad cypress let me be laid.” From whence cometh this quote? And why “sad” cypress? Well. Sad because : Cypress Wood used to be used to make coffins. And………..Check out 12th Night by […]

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The End of Bonnie & Clyde

America’s Most Wanted Criminals! Thieves/Liars/Killers. THE PERFECT Partners in Crime !?! MuddBosss?

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The Fall of the House of Usher

OMG! Who’d’ve thunk that a life time spent reading literature would be SO relevant for ME today? The Fall of the House of Usher Roderick BURIES his TWIN sister ALIVE! LMFAO :o)

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The Cat Crept In…

…And Crept Out Again! I said a hey you guysLook who’s awaitin’ outside.Well she got style you can see it in her feline eyes.When she starts movin’ you sure can tellWhen she starts shakin’ she’s raisin’ hell.I said a hey you guysLook who’s awaitin’ outside.Do you remember how she left that floor last Saturday night.When […]

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Cracker : To Be A Somebody

I’ve just watched something on yt – with live chat – that TOTALLY sickened me to the soul. The chitty chatters were all LOL and Hi there xyz, Howyadoing, this is FUN. Fucking Big BARF (sorry Mum, but needs must when the EVIL thrives) To put the video below in context for all non-Brits……96 people […]

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