Mindless Violence Vibe

I was once asked (very stupidly by a stupid person?) “Which half of you is Scottish?” To which my very quick comeback was – “THE VIOLENT HALF.” I CAN’T HELP IT. It’s in my genes somewhere. Meanwhile – back in comedy land. Where I will live vicariously today. Because I’m calm now. (?!) Bottom. ULTRAVIOLENCE […]

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I Am NOT Gloating but…

…Who’s Sorry Now?     OK. I’ve had a moment of weakness. I’m only hoooman :o(

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The “CON-TROLLER” Finally Revealed.

Oh My Good Night Vienna. I’m devastated. It was Ken Bran ALL along :o( Nooooooooooooooooooooo! But I lurve him. I LURVE HIM Stick a fork in me. I’m done. Schwoon. Or maybe ’tis IAGO.  

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And the Winners of the GB Comedy Duo Award for March 2020 are…

…Those two above. I know and love many Comedy Duo Acts. Laurel&Hardy. Briggs&Louis. TwoRonnies. Cannon&Ball. Fry&Laurie. Abbott&Costello. Dumb&Dumber. Victor&Margaret. June&Terry. DickDastardly&Muttley. Tom&Jerry…………et al. But MY award goes to – Drum Roll Please. V&Melissa.    Applause. Encore. Cheer. Brava. Crack on entertaining us zombies :o)

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Strange Synchronicity Afoot, Watson

Lady M has been all over my website this a.m. Her particular area of interest today are my Timelines for Tatarian History. Wonder why ? ? ? Check out the date for the KJV in MY timeline! Methinks, Lady M is plotting a new Fuck Up offensive around the KJV. Perhaps???

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The Granite City

There is something a bit iffy about the MS History of Aberdeen. The Granite City. Home to Annie Lennox (and from my former life – major contacts in the Gas & Oil Community!!!) Wiki : Aberdeen Why is/was it called The Granite City? Well. Most of the older buildings were made of locally quarried granite […]

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BatDog’s BFF Has Problems Too!

K’ey’s hooman is being forced to work from home by the new LAW (?!) K’ey has put his paw down :o(  

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NOW is MY Perfect Time to Revisit Timon of Athens. YAY ;o)

Greta Brookes : 12th July 2019 WOW! I am in complete AWE of time and how easy it is to “play” THE game. When you have guidance and protection  :o)   “LET MOLTEN COIN BE THY DAMNATION, / THOU DISEASE OF A FRIEND AND NOT HIMSELF!”

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BatDog Returns with a BIG Problem!

Well.  As per…not one single person has the balls to acknowledge me. Or answer a single one of my questions. 3. 4. Same as before! So I’ve called in BatDog for advice. BatDog. I neeeeeed a HERO. WTF can I do ? ? ? Oh. Triffic. U R no fluffing good. Loo Roll will NOT […]

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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne, Lord of Montaigne

OK. Anyway…A few days ago I asked not to be taken back here. Guess what….?   Wiki : Michel Eyquem de Montaigne, Lord of Montaigne   And yes. I have his book. Read it! When you write Historical Fiction it is VITAL to look at least 2 generations behind & 2 generations ahead. Cause and […]

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Post Script to Previous Post with Alanis

Thank you, India Thank you, terror…etc   Why is this so significant to me? Well…don’t tell anyone else but….my own personal stalker, whom I’ve named Lady Macbeth, has set her VPN to India. (Tehehehe!!!) I’ve been tracking her for about a year now. Fascinating evidence. As soon as India appears in my stats, I know […]

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WALK the Walk

Thank You Alanis Morrisette. OK. How many of y’all have the BALLS to do this? I haven’t. But I sooooo admire those who do. Oh. Crap. A Girl with more balls than 99.999999% of MEN (?)  

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