And the Winners of the GB Comedy Duo Award for March 2020 are…

…Those two above. I know and love many Comedy Duo Acts. Laurel&Hardy. Briggs&Louis. TwoRonnies. Cannon&Ball. Fry&Laurie. Abbott&Costello. Dumb&Dumber. Victor&Margaret. June&Terry. DickDastardly&Muttley. Tom&Jerry…………et al. But MY award goes to – Drum Roll Please. V&Melissa.    Applause. Encore. Cheer. Brava. Crack on entertaining us zombies :o)

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NOW is MY Perfect Time to Revisit Timon of Athens. YAY ;o)

Greta Brookes : 12th July 2019 WOW! I am in complete AWE of time and how easy it is to “play” THE game. When you have guidance and protection  :o)   “LET MOLTEN COIN BE THY DAMNATION, / THOU DISEASE OF A FRIEND AND NOT HIMSELF!”

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Post Script to Previous Post with Alanis

Thank you, India Thank you, terror…etc   Why is this so significant to me? Well…don’t tell anyone else but….my own personal stalker, whom I’ve named Lady Macbeth, has set her VPN to India. (Tehehehe!!!) I’ve been tracking her for about a year now. Fascinating evidence. As soon as India appears in my stats, I know […]

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The Canary Murder Case

The amazing, beautiful, uncontrollable, rejected by UnHolywood actress from whom I stole part of my stage name (but added History’s MISSING “E”) was shafted big time in this film. She had a beautiful voice but the film powers-that-be – when the talkies came in – decided to dub her voice on this film. She (LB) […]

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Why are VAMPIRES seen as SEXY Now?

Why did they/it/them hijack Vlad Țepeș? And make BLOOD SUCKING more sexy than sex? Ask and then answer. IF U CAN (which I doubt) NO CONTENT?   

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Bloody Books!

So… …there was I in the pantry. On a step ladder trying to reach something on top of the pantry cupboards and BAM! A bloody book falls and attacks my right eyebrow. I might’ve said a bad word, but then I looked at said book. Oh my Good Grief. I’m in danger of becoming a […]

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Back with the FLAT Cat

But before that – I have an opinion or two. Rats, Lice and Scots……etc And if y’all DO NOT have Eyes2See – I’ll say the same thing, differently. Look at the image above. Where did Amanda BS get the “haggis….yuk” thing from? Could it be from here?????   Greta Brookes : 23rd Feb 2020   […]

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How to Make Enemies & etc Part Dos

I went to the local Tesco this morning and had a WTF? rant in the loo roll aisle! “It’s just the common cold.” I said to all the paper grabbers.  OMG. Tons of evil looks and not a single come back, smart arse comment. Although 1 amazing girlie standing right next to me said, “I […]

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Tomorrow & Tomorrow & Tomorrow

Who said that? And what does it have to do with Tomorrow. Cripes. FRIDAY THE 13TH Duh.Duh.Dah!   Wiki : Jacques de Molay   Pooor bugger got GOT on a Friday 13th – “or so they say.”   Run for cover.   Unless you do maths like I do (?) 1 +3 = ? 20 […]

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TAKE THAT! Nvr4Get

Smile Tiger :o) CATCH ME IF U CAN (?)  

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PG RATING! You’ve been Warned!

I think something, somewhere has attracted a WHOLE clan of catty, FAF, sex pests!?   Wiki : Con-ni    SMH :o(    

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