OK. So. God’s Honest. NO word of a lie here….(except for the 1,000 years ago bit!)

About one thousand years ago (?!) When Himself was the Main Instructor at a secret Military Base somewhere in Hampshire, quite near Petersfield and not far from Bird World.

He was Instructing the latest PDT course for 6 weeks before their Deployment to an Embassy overseas and — DuDuDah — one day something terrible happened. Gasp!

They (the team being trained) didn’t have a proper Principal (usually a local VIP) to practice with.

In strolls BlunderWoman/Cate Tate/ME.

I can do that, I heard myself saying.

Lots of blethering ensued and the upshot was – OK. YOU are the Principal. Where do you want to go and what do you want to do?

Stooooopid Question? ? ?

I thought for 00000.1 of a second and said, “KenBran’s new film is showing in Portsmouth. I WANT to go and see it.”

Picture this :

Me all swanky, dressed up to the 3 and a half’s, sitting in the back of a Very Posh car with a driver and three armed escorts. Followed by two more random cars full to the brim of several more armed escorts.

Only those in the car with me had to suffer through the film. The rest stayed outside doing…..urm….whatever they did.

See pic above.

I WAS going to see this film by any means available. #RESULT :o)

P.S. Robert de Niro had the WORST fake suit ever created for a monster. You could see the joins!