Yes. I admit it. I threw a right old Paddy this morning.

And kicked out at the nettles behind the old pig-sty.

Bastard Nettles.

And then…I suddenly smelled Chocolate Mint. Then oranges.

Yummy Distraction.

Way No Way.

The chocolate and -AND – the orange mint that I’d planted there about 8 years ago were still growing underneath the Gangsta Nettles.

No word of a lie.