Brother in law told his two daughters that he’d staple their knickers on.

Can’t fault that. I’ve just told my grown up son that I’d get the superglue and stick him on the Naughty Step.

It’s all bluff and BS.

The Modern Chastity Belt (?)

I’m quite liking the 6pm MAN Curfew that WOKE have been trying to introduce.

P.S. Where can I buy the garment below? And do they do a three bellies size???