SOS : Break Out

I’ve been hearing this song all day, trying to figure out who sang it. Oh. SOS. Swing Out Sister. It comes from my Thursday gallivant about the local garden centre with a friend who went to the same school as me. At the same time but a few years younger than me. We were comparing […]

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Once. Twice. Three Times a Lady

She left him. Came back. Left him again. Now is DESPERATE to get him back for the third time. Because she likes ’em LONG! To have another baby? All That She Wants is More Money ? Sorry. My bad. All that she wants is another baby? How Dare Y’all Lay that one on ME? Just […]

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Targ(e)& Skean Dhu & Claymore & Mutton Pie

That’s all I need :o) We used to be able to buy Scotch (Mutton) Pies here but, sadly, no longer. They taste better up there, anyhoo. Many a time me and Lily (Nan) would stroll into town to pick up her messages (go shopping in English) and come home with freshly made floury baps and […]

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Aye. Aye ?

For those who still stick to the j and the i rubbish….like i570, please explain this to me. 2021. Are we living in ii21? Or i021 Are we ALL living before Christ now? Does this mean that we ALL know what happens next? What about 2033….around April the 3rd? ii33 maybe (i)just 33 : The […]

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No Fear, Shakespeare :o)

Thank you, friend for the good advice. After 3 years. That horse is well and truly flogged. Dead. Not living. Soulless. Nothing. Oh, well. I tried ! They can’t take THAT away from me.

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Cilice Strap

I watched a video this morning and the first thing that I noticed in the painting was the Centurion’s left thigh. It just struck me as strange. What if this was a Cilice Strap? But then – why would Veronese paint it into a 16th century portrait? Apparently, allegedly, so the media says, modern day […]

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Do You Like Butter?

As a child I did this many times and had my friends do it to me. Himself just mowed the lawn. Perfect swathes. But he annihilated all my buttercups :o( Do you like butter? Hold a buttercup under your chin and folklore says if there is a yellow reflection on your skin it means you do. But the real […]

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NC500

My own personal Dangerous Brian did this on his sooperdooper motorbike with a bunch of mates. I was sooo jealous and told him so. He said it rained every single second. I said… Oh. Shame. Should’ve used a car? :o)

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POETS DAY : The Modern Prometheus vs Prometheus Unbound

Percy Bysshe Shelley wrote the latter. His wife, Mary Shelley, wrote the former. Better known as Frankenstein. A bit of poetry then a bit of a GB goggle. Go away :o) BTW : Ken Bran is a Belfast Boy…FECK ME !

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A WORST Sequel Than Speed 2

In my house we speak in code. If not Only Fools & Horses – which I did today…It’s not my fault you married a wrong ‘un. Or Victor Meldrew…I’m sorry. What language are you speaking now? It appears to be Bollocks. It will be Father Ted and Co. Something about Pat Mustard wanting to put […]

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Allegedly – The UK IS a FAKE NATION

So yt says. Just because the U S of A will NOT recognise it’s Indigenous Peeps whereas the UK always has…doesn’t make us a FAKE nation. FACT! So the Native Americans (amazing people in my opinion) are not RECOGNISED by the Land of the Free. DO NOT PROJECT HATRED & BLAME US. WE KNOW OUR […]

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