Update on The Demon Church

He doesn’t know if the pencil-tangles carved in the walls were upside down or not. I tried to explain this… Apparently we are going there at midnight one dark and stormy night. I’ll have a box of matches and a candle and my ipad. He’ll be in the car, down the road, eating a midnight […]

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Say What You Want About The Douche-Bag in Yellow…

Humble thanks Eyes2See (?) I really really like Sacha Baron Cohen. GB 12th of December 2019 : Grimsby Grimsby Thursday, 12 December 2019, 17:08 Wiki : Grimsby My son just asked me if this was a True Story. Yup. True Truth. I was in my office, doing the GUV thingsies, sorting out my company BS […]

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Bad To The Bone ?

Nah. My bones are good. Long Scottish Bones. Hard as….. :o)

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If I Was Not Good Enough Then…

…I’m not good enough now. Why? Because I’ve NOT changed. I wrote this in 2018 : The One and Only Thing etc And I still stand by it. Y’all decided that I was a stupid housewife, troll, POS, stalker, liar, thief, cheat and all the other insults. Your CHOICE. Not mine. So let’s let bygones […]

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Carry On Screaming

Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Every freaking time he serves me, I enter LALALAND. Today it was Carry On films and lots of very bad puns from him. Carry On Henry : He was the one with the big chopper. Carry On Don’t Lose Your Head : Citizen Big Cheese. I said that Carry On Screaming was […]

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Mangaled History

My Nan (Anne) had one of these in her outhouse all through my childhood. Her older brother inherited the best family furniture, Nan got a mangle. No wonder they never made any pretence of liking each other. He wrote a two books about his life and mentioned her just once as his sister, unnamed. She […]

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Another Road Trip in the Diary aka My Head.

Himself has been working by here today. Apparently, he’s taken tons of photos for me to look at. His best line was one stolen from Eddie and Ritchie in Bottom : There’s loads of pencil-tangles in here. Translated as PEN-tacles. Well, love. That’ll be why it’s called THE DEMON CHURCH. Yes? He called them PAGANS. […]

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Will the REAL Macbeth Stand Up ?

In May 2019 I was deep into Double, Double, Toil and Trouble land. 29th May 2019 : “Most Sacrilegious Murder…” said by MacDuff 30th May 2019 : “To know my deed, ’twere best not know myself.” 30th May 2019 : “Out, damned spot! out, I say!” 31st May 2019 : “My bosom franchised and allegiance […]

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Nightingales

Nightingales are extremely rare in the UK for many reasons. Mainly bad land management and the destruction of the green and growing for concrete and brick. And : Less Coppicing Birds are strongly affected by the three-dimensional structure of woodland. Coppicing is an ancient form of woodland management or ‘woodsmanship’, which was traditional from the […]

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Is This A Dagger Which I See Before Me?

I’ve been so deep in these plays lately. I’ve always felt that there was not a single human experience/emotion/state that is not covered in this canon of work. The MADNESS/SUPERNATURAL theme vibrates so strongly. Also the total reverence for family, safety of family and the Divine Creator. There are three main Shakespeare voices for me. […]

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Lo Cunto de li Cunti

This is a 1634 collection of Fairy Tales by the Neapolitan Story Collector Giambattista Basile. There is one tale that he called Petrosinella. A familiar story that we know, today, by another name. A pregnant woman steals parsley from the garden of an ogress (orca) and agrees to give up her child when she is caught. The […]

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The Warrior, The Weirdo & Reaping Karma

Y’all’l have to look this up. Saturn (Karma) is now in Retrograde and squared with Uranus (Weirdo) PLUS we have Mars (Warrior) in Leo…! This is Gunpowder on Meth times a billion :o) Be careful what y’all do and say right now. Karma Never Loses an address and God Never Loses an invoice. FACT!

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